A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.  ~Arnold Haultain

 Women are always beautiful.  ~Ville Valo

Curve:  The loveliest distance between two points.  ~Mae West

Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author Unknown

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.  ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~Author Unknown

Men get laid, but women get screwed.  ~Quentin Crisp

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.  ~Edgar Wallace

I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.  ~Fred Allen